1917-1995, French-born American-born American Actor, Singer, Lush
I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.
Dean Martin – [Alcohol and Alcoholism]
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin – [Alcohol and Alcoholism]
When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.
Dean Martin – [Egotism]